Sunday, 6 August 2017

2017 Campaigns Recap: A Fallacious Fanfare



Dear Kenyans,
Greetings! The 2017 campaign season has concluded, and aren’t we glad. I am. Glad that from today the fallacious rhetoric that we have had to endure this year will at least be less prominent. Here’s three of the most abused fallacies thrown around from the camps of the statistically leading candidates, Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga;
1.      Ad hominems: There has been many of these this year, but the most prominent use of this fallacy has been from Jubilee Party. Throughout the campaigns, JP has consistently been attacking Rao, but not on logically sound grounds. They labeled him the “mjamaa wa vitendawili,” and then proceeded to claim that this is a flaw, and reason enough not to vote for NASA. Also, JP has argued that Rao has been in government before, forgetting that the two leaders of JP have also been in government for not less than ten years before JP was formed. One was a deputy to Rao when he was Prime Minister, and the other was once a Minister for Agriculture under the endorsement of ‘baba’. Despite this, and the fact that JP has governed this country for the last four years, Kenya is still fucked up.

2.      Hasty generalizations: NASA has done a better job than JP in incorporating this fallacy in their rhetoric. Almost every action, whether necessary or precautionary, State organs have undertaken in preparation for the elections has elicited cries of “foul play” from NASA, who see these actions as moves by JP to compromise the elections. To them, everyone who works for GoK, from the prestigious CSs to the unknown janitors, is somehow pushing, directly or indirectly, the JP agenda. Only civil servants and state officials can better explain the frustration of having their apolitical duties interpreted as political maneuvers.

3.      Slippery Slopes: When tongues are wagging the way they have been, spewing saliva the way they do, expect the ground to be pretty wet. NASA  and JP have both played an equal part in throwing around this fallacy. However, distinguishing this fallacy from the aforementioned one in [2] above is hard, especially when dealing with NASA rhetoric. This camp, under the unenviable leadership of Rao, has been attacking State organs and accusing them of pushing the Jubilee agenda. Consequently, they perceive every small action by said agencies as somehow leading to rigging, justifying such conclusions with ambiguous and positively biased evidence. JP has also incessantly used this fallacy against NASA. In instances when NASA has raised legitimate concerns about the electoral process, JP has been quick to accuse the former of trying to jeopardize the elections. According to JP’s logic, all actions by NASA will somehow lead to a “mkate nusu” government. Just when Kenya and Kenyans became boflo, I don’t know.
The above three fallacies have been thrown down to the masses from podiums across the country, amid the cheers of supporters. There have been many of these fallacies, but the above have topped the list due to their frequent usage. By pointing them out, I hope I have helped you see the two leading “horses” in a better light. I hope you’ll make an informed decision on August 8th.

Sincerely Yours,
Local Observer

PS: In this year’s election, we are not faced with an avoidance-avoidance conflict. Despite what you hear and see in the media, we are not confronted with the dilemma of choosing the lesser of two evils. This year, we have the chance to change this country's politics altogether. I hope you jump at it.