Dear Michael Bay, I hope this letter
finds you well. I write to thank you for ruining the Transformers for me. You
took a cool cartoon that I enjoyed as a kid and trashed it, turned it into
nonsensical ruble and chaos. The first movie was tolerable, Revenge of the
Fallen was pathetic. You really tried with Dark of the Moon, and when I saw it
I thought it was a good recovery from the previous one. But, I guess you ain't
a man who knows when he's failing. You should've quit and never made another
installment, you could have let Optimus Prime bask in his metallic grandeur
after saving Chicago. But you just couldn't, you had to come back again and
this time you were at your worst. I mean what the hell was wrong with you when
you were on set making Age of Extinction? What was going on in your head? What
astonishes me was how you got Mark Wahlberg( Whom I respect and think is great
at what he does) to play lead character in such a crap movie. Age of Extinction
is the worst movie in the Universe, but I guess that doesn't bother you does
it? I mean how do you sleep at night knowing how crappy that movie was. If you
think it was great, you shouldn't be in
the movie business. Wahlberg's charm didn't even get close to making the movie
worth seeing. The script was senseless, the plot so far fetched and unnecessarily
stretched, the attempt on humor was depressing, and lets not mention the acting
which was much more mechanical than the robots. By the way, did you have to
fill the movie with washed up models in every scene. And what's up with all the
advertising, I sat through the movie and at the end felt like I had just
watched a two hour commercial, I guess you just had to kiss ass to your sponsors, what a disgrace. You really suck! And I want you to know what a
dishonorable thing you've done to iconic heroes that helped a kid cope with
childhood and I hope you burn in hell for that!
Sincerely yours,
Ralph.
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